*conversation between my niece Siobhan and my mother. Siobhan just bought a brand new Canon digital camera SLR, two lens etc. Mum just bought second hand film camera from Savers for $5.99*
Mum: Siobhan! Take a photo of Annie so I can show my friends at the RSL.
Siobhan: A close one? Of her face?
Mum: No, better not.
Siobhan: Why not?
Mum: I took one the other day with my camera and it came out all blurry.
Siobhan: oh. Um...
Me: But you know what the difference is between your camera and Siobhan's?
Mum: No. What.
Me: About one thousand dollars.
Mum: [pretends to cry]
*One of the first nights Ben met my parents. That would be dad in the gorilla head.*
