Here's a wee introduction to my Dad. He, also, is very funny when he wants to be. Like last night. We got together for a lovely Easter dinner. The entire family was there. My sister put the night on, and during her speech (our family ALWAYS has a speech at dinner parties) she got very emotional and sentimental. We all listened quietly. Our dessert (yummy ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, ice magic and nuts) sat slowly melting as my sister took a good few minutes to talk candidly about a recent struggle.
Sister: Anyway, I guess I just wanted to say thank you to every one of you for your support.
The room fell silent with the weight of emotion. There was not a dry eye in the house. It was this exact moment that Dad thought it important to speak.
Dad: Well...all I can say is that I'm pissed off.
We looked at each other in confusion, trying to work out just what about this lovely speech he was finding fault in. Part of me was afraid to ask, but the silence was deafening so I thought I better.
Me: Why Dad?
He hung he head over his dessert, as if something important was stuck at the top of his throat and he was finding it hard to get the words out.
Dad: No one gave me a feckin' spoon for my dessert.